Well that answers that question

John McCain, whose campaign was all but dead last year, will be the Republican nominee for the office of President of the United States.

So here are a couple of questions:

1) Who will you vote for in the general election?
a) John McCain, regardless of who the Democrat nominee is.
b) Hillary Clinton, if she's the Democrat nominee, McCain otherwise.
c) Barack Obama, if he's the Democrat nominee, McCain otherwise.
d) Hillary or Obama, regardless of which is the Democrat nominee.

2) What characteristics, views, policies, and/or plans of your preferred candidate make him or her the best choice?

I got blisters on my fingers!

Well, no, not really, but the tips of the fingers on my left hand are experiencing that interesting sensation that you only get from playing a guitar after not having done so for a long time.

For my next trick, I'll get out my harmonica and tune the guitar to objective pitch instead of relative (i.e. the guitar strings are tuned relative to each other so chords sound good, but the instrument as a whole is probably tuned wrong).